- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What fires shots? A gun

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.