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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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