What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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