- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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