- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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