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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Your mom is so old she died

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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