- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Brain fart

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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