- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Death by kayak

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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