- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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