Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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