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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A car walks into a bar.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

T u r n i p s

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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