Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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