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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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