- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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