One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Badabing.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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