- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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