Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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WNBA

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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