- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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