Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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