how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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star wars kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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