- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Massie is a fatass

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

1+1=2

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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