the economy.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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