- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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