I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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