how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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