- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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