do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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