- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What? Huh?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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