- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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