- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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