- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Sir, your wife is dead

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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