- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

poopy is poopy

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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