What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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