- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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