- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the teacher do? He taught.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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