Children + my basement + my finger = yes

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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