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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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