What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Take part of what?

WOw you have no life

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Dumb

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Anyone can post anything.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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