- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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