- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

george goodburn is secretly mexican

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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