- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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