- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Anti Jokes = Drained

I enjoy Popcorn

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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