Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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