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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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