what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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