whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

wanna here a joke? you.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

The Big Band Theory

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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