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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Julian Ha.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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