- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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