what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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