- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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