- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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