What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Granny porn!

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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