What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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