- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's 2+2? Fish

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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