- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Go away still nothing to see

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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