- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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