- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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