- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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