- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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