- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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