- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

White NBA players.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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