What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I had a submarine.... once

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Maths.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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whats black? the colour

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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