Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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