Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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there was once a jew

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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