what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Your're racist.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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