Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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