HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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