what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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tea with milk?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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