- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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