- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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