Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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