Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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