Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A russian gives away vodka.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

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