- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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