- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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