- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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