Micheal Curran...that is all.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

-knock knock! -doors open

Bob Saget that is all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

There was a chicken. It squarked.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Rebecca Black

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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