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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's brown an sticky Shit

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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