- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

matt is fat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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