- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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