what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

nothing

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

my penis

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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