A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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