What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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swag

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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