- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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