Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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