- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

tea with milk?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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