- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock Knock The doors already open

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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