Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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TOP KEK

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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