In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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