- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Julian Ha.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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