- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

woman's rights

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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