- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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