- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Charlie Sheen is winning

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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