- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

What did Reed read? A. Read?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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