What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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