- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your sex life.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Dwight Howard

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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