Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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