A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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