- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

FUCK YOU

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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