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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What is white and square? A ping pong block

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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