- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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