- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

This is an anti- joke

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Chlamydia

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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