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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Knock knock. Its open.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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