- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Who is it?

tea with milk?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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